I got a nice bonus today as I rode the bus home from my Metro stop, an education on "Northern White People vs Southern White People, Obama Edition"
This is what I learned:
- Southern White People hate black people.
- Southern White People are the reason we had eight years of Bush and Cheney.
- Northern White People like Obama.
- Obama is not a racist because he grew up around white people.
- Northern White People are the reason Obama is now president.
- Southern White People hate that there is a black man in the White House.
- People are going to blame Obama for all the problems that Bush and Cheney caused.
- Obama will be a great president because there are references to the number 44 in the Bible.
Today's lesson has been brought to the riders of the R12 bus route (and now you!) free of charge thanks to your local "Crazy people who ride the bus and are on a mission to educate."