*JH, upon seeing the Maxim sitting out turned to the page with this month's cover woman*
JH: What's this?
Me: It's Maxim, you know I have a sub to this.
JH: Well her ass is practically hanging out in this.
Me: Yeah, and?
JH: Is there something you need to tell me?
Me: Yeah, I might as well come clean with the truth, I'm coming out to you and admitting I am a straight man.
JH: You give really good head for a straight man.
Me: *cracks up laughing*